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Joke of the Day
"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."
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"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."
"""I don't even own a slave"" - colonial hipster"
"Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds."
"You might be a redditor if You clicked."
"I'm circling the auto shop and hoping that my mechanic can hear me yelling, ""BRAKES!""."
"""you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up."" - women's magazines"
"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."