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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish in a hurry? Salman Rushdie."

"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"

"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""

"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."

"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"

"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"

"Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

"Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight."

"My TV thinks it's a kangaroo... It just won't stop channel hopping."