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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"Why did the snowman have his pants down? Because he heard the snowblower was coming."

"Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."

"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"

"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."

"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."