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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
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"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."
"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"
"Fat goths are morbidly obese."
"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"
"Son: what shall I go as to the Halloween party, mum? Mum: Hang your GCSE results around your neck and go as a fucking idiot, son."
"How much did the obese man know about fitness? Diddly squat"
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."
"Why do dentists not watch an entire porn video? They only watch the oral parts."
"Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? He's the wiccapediatrician."