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Joke of the Day
"""Sir, do you have any dietary restrictions?"" *unbuttons pants* ""Not anymore!"""
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"Boss: Good suggestions at the staff meeting today, Bill. Me: I talk in my sleep?"
"I don't make typos. I make new words."
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."
"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."
"What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner"
"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."