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Joke of the Day

"Damn, girl! Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah..."

"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."

"I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it"

"What is E.T. short for? It has little legs."

"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"

"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."

"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."

"What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke? To get to the other side."