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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"

"One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""

"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."

"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."

"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"

"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"