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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."

"I'm texting nothing but ugly girls from now on. They text back so fast!"

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"

"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"