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Joke of the Day

"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."

"General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not."

"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."

"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"

"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."

"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."

"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"