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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""

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"Forget everything you learned in college... ...You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'"""
"What does grandma's crotch smell like? Depends"
"Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you."
"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali"
"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"
"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions."
"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"