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Joke of the Day

"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"I was playing 'would you rather', and asked my girlfriend if she'd rather be a goat or a cow for the rest of her life. She asked me which one I'd rather fuck."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."

"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"

"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"

"Good cop: frisks you Bad cop: takes his time"