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Joke of the Day

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that"

"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."

"I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink."

"I just poured out a bottle of Listerine for my homie Steve Buscemi, who we've lost to gingivitis."

"You're not going to believe this CLICK BAITED SUCKAHS"

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."

"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"