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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"
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"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""
"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."
"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind, probably."
"Marriage and happiness. Two friends meet on the street. ""Heard you got married, you must be so happy."" ""Yes, I must"""
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because I have so many!"
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"