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Joke of the Day

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"[me adjusting paintball mask] it's too bad we aren't on the same team date: yeah"

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."

"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."

"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."

"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"

"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."