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Joke of the Day
"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"
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"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"
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"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."
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"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""