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Joke of the Day

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."

"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid? Justin Timberpuddle!"

"A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich... After finishing his meal, he tries to pull out a gun, but the owner shoots him dead because he's seen this joke on /r/jokes a hundred times."

"Virgins They never gave a fuck."

"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """

"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"

"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."