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Joke of the Day
"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."
Next Joke
"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."
"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"
"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"
"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."
"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."
"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""