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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."
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"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."
"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"
"Holocaust jokes aren't as funny when you have a relative that died in a concentration camp. To be fair though, if the fall from the gun tower hadn't killed Opa, the alcohol would have."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."
"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."
"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."
"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""
"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"