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Joke of the Day

"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."

"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."

"Lurk I started a subreddit about lurking... No one posted anything."

"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."

"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."