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Joke of the Day
"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."
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"Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters."
"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."
"What do blondes and computer have in common? You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers"
"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."
"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"
"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch."
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."