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Joke of the Day

"Rock-a-bye-baby is my favorite nursery rhyme about the tragic consequences of putting babies in trees."

"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"

"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."

"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"

"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."

"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"

"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back."

"Like it or not this joke is binary."