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Joke of the Day

"Like it or not this joke is binary."

"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."

"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."

"TIFU Your girl was on my lap"

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"