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Joke of the Day

"Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy. When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic."

"Can't wait for ""Watch Where You're Going, Dummies"" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street."

"Two black guys go into a convenience store, Pay for their stuff and leave."

"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"

"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."

"*goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience"

"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him? Get bent!"