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Joke of the Day

"What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him? Get bent!"

"Computers seized from Wiener prompt new FBI investigations. In her defense, Bill Clinton said it's not the first time she was betrayed by a Wiener."

"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."

"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."

"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."

"Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)"

"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside."