222951

Joke of the Day

"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"Ever hear of a 68? It's like a 69, only you do me and I owe you one."

"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."

"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."

"I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way... So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness."

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"