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Joke of the Day
"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."
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"What do I say when my favorite spice knocks on the door? Cumin!"
"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"
"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."
"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"
"When I meet a celebrity I like to bring a ceiling fan with me so I can be all ""Nice to meet you. Big fan""."
"A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate."
"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."