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Joke of the Day
"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."
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"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""
"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 2. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: ""If y'ignore 'er, ya score 'er."""
"Record ice and precipitation in the northeast and I'm paranoid that the government is watching me Because I am snowed in."
"My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""
"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."
"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."