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Joke of the Day

"A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates... The pessimist says ""It can't get any worse"" and the optimist says ""Oh yes it can!"""

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"

"How do you know a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth"

"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia? Wannabee Wahhabi."

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"

"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"