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Joke of the Day

"How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia? Wannabee Wahhabi."

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""

"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."

"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."

"It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something."

"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am."

"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"