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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"
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"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."
"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"
"Officer: ""didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?"" Me: ""yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"""
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
"Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight 4,000-year-old Earth. Goodnight dinosaur fossils that were put here to test our faith."