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Joke of the Day
"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"
Next Joke
"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"
"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."
"I lost ten pounds! Learn my hot diet secret! (I replaced booze with pot)"
"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."
"Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers"