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Joke of the Day

"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."

"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."

"adulthood is just eating a taco where the toppings keep falling out and then death"

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"I think my baby might be gay He cries when I take the pacifier out of his butt"

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad."