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Joke of the Day
"I lost ten pounds! Learn my hot diet secret! (I replaced booze with pot)"
Next Joke
"Hello, I'm a bird, I survived since dinosaurs roamed the earth but windows are too much for me to figure out."
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."
"Q.How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit? A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes"
"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"
"i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass"
"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"
"The Device Too Big To Fail I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, ""The Titanic is syncing."""
"The rest of the world should fear our military. We have the most cutting edge technology 1954 had to offer."
"Fucking dick shit condoms"