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Joke of the Day

"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"

"I should of studied harder in English."

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech."

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"""Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD? It makes no sense!"" ""Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"""

"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"

"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"

"A blind man walks into a store... he then starts knocking things off the shelves. An employee asks; - ""Is there anything I can help you with?"" - ""No thanks, I'm just looking around."""

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"