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"A man approached Bernard on the street.. Bernard was strollin' down the street when a man approached him asking ""Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?"" Bernard pushed him under a truck..."
"[crowded elevator] Alright I'm a little concerned about the capacity so let's all go around and say how much we weigh *gets out calculator*"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"Okay amateur photographers, the 1,000,000,000,000th close-up photo of a flower has been taken.It's safe to move on to other objects now."
"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted."
"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"