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Joke of the Day
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"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"
"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"
"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."
"What is the opposite of sex? Laughter.. Ha ha.."
"You know before Facebook, I use to call up 435 friends of mine everyday... just to tell them how much I hate my work and how much I love getting stoned.'"
"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""