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Joke of the Day

"I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years looking for a place to plug in my phone"

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"

"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."

"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"

"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"

"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."

"What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed."