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Joke of the Day

"Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football... Even the Russians have better hooligans than us."

"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."

"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!"

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food"

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)"

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."

"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""

"Knock Knock. [My C#@&] Who's there? Mike. Mike Who?! Mike Och"