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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."
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"I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy."
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""
"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."
"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
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"This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]"
"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"