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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
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"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Bar joke What has two thumbs an craves a blow job? This guy!"
"""It meant nothing to me, babe. I swear!"" When my girl catches me in the closet eating Devil's food cake with my bare hands."
"People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision"
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."