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Joke of the Day

"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common? You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running"

"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"

"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."

"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"

"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything."

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"