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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"
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"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"
"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""
"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""
"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""
"Mr. Tripler, your U.S. Patent request for ""YO I WANNA PATENT MY NEIGHBORS CAT MORPHEUS SO HE MINE NOW"" has been declined."
"Waiter: ""I'm afraid your credit card has been declined."" Me: ""Try this one."" W: ""This is a blood donor card."" M: ""Take as much as you need."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far"
"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."