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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."
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"So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."
"The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born."
"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"
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"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"