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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."

"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."

"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."

"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"

"Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist."

"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"