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Joke of the Day
"Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist."
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"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."
"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
"White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist."
"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."
"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."
"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison."
"As soon as you see the cop approaching, throw the bag of weed in his hands and do a citizen's arrest."