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Joke of the Day

"The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him."

"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop. But I think I'll pass"

"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."