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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."
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"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"
"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
"Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."