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Joke of the Day

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."

"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."

"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."

"how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch"

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."

"Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed."