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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad? A bit of a Downey"

"Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting."

"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"

"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"

"How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery? Nun."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"

"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."