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Joke of the Day

"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."

"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."

"I was running this morning.... I was running in the park this morning, I find it really hard to push myself. So I stopped so the police could arrest me."

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"*stationary for 7 hours* Me: ""Actually, I'm not sure this is one of those driverless cars."""

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"

"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"