94571
Joke of the Day
"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."
Next Joke
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."
"I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time."
"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."
"Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter"
"masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy."
"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."
"The best joke ever April fools"
"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
"[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men ""are"" ready to attack"