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Joke of the Day
"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"
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"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
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"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."
"I like my women like I like my bacon I like them."
"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."
"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"
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"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."