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Joke of the Day

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."

"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""

"Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"