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Joke of the Day

"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"

"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"

"I got in trouble for masturbating in the showers Apparently it ruined the school trip to auschwitz"

"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."

"If you light a fire for a man... He'll be warm for the whole day. If you throw a man in a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"

"He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear."

"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."